DRUNK drunkard

Why do you stagger when you walk? Why are you always in high spirits? Why do you see ghost images? Because what is flowing in your body is not blood, but delicious Wuliangye! It’s Guojiao 1573! It’s Jiang Xiaobai! It’s Shaanxi Wuliangye! Oh, delicious white wine, every drop is burning and boiling. Are you accustomed to pouring liquor into a thermos and drinking it as plain water? What a great white wine! It makes you talk and laugh at the dinner table, and confess your life while holding the toilet in the toilet; it makes you feel like a nightclub poet, the eternal fire in the center of the universe, until ten o'clock the next morning, your head looks like a cracked walnut, with food residue hanging from the corner of your mouth, and your soul shrinks in the corner. You finally understand that the person who was talking loudly and slamming the table and roaring last night has become an alcoholic.