ZZZZ pretending to be dead

Congratulations, you have tested out the rarest personality in China that pretends to be dead. You can turn a blind eye to the 99+ messages in the group, but when someone issues the ultimatum "@all members the deadline is half an hour away", you may slowly type "received" as if you just woke up from a thousand-year-old tomb, and then hand in a passing answer sheet within 29 minutes. Yes, until the only and highest-authority instruction of "death line" appears, you will really break out, and you will be a blockbuster. You're proving a truth to the universe: sometimes you can't do anything wrong by doing nothing at all.