WOC! straw man

We discovered a magical creature - WOC! Man. They have two completely independent operating systems: one is called the "surface system", which is responsible for making a series of fussy onomatopoeias such as "Holy shit", "awesome", "ah?" and so on; the other is called the "backend system", which is responsible for calm analysis: Well, it's just as I expected. WOC! People only know shit and don't mind their own business, because they know very well that trying to reason with idiots is like trying to climb up a wall with mud. It not only wastes energy but also makes you shit. So they chose to hold a straw of wisdom and give the highest respect to this crazy world with a soulful "WOC!"